Stonkodile Tears DWG ST-1
Pale-blue pixel crocodile Stonkodile Tears peeks from a retro computer screen with one cyan tear and a sly, sorrowful smile. Cyan text bars sit beside his head, with a black slot and matching keyboard below against a near-black navy background.

Legend

  1. 1 Tear, one
  2. 2 Smile, faint
  3. 3 Billing, always on

Wipe the glass

DWG ST-1 · The Sympathy Terminal · $STONKDILE

He feels your losses. Mostly as fee income.

You came to vent. Stonkodile Tears opened a support ticket and left the meter running.

Approved The fine print is being drawn DWG ST-1

customer sorrow

A shoulder to cry on. Billed by the sob.

Stonkodile Tears peers past cyan text bars inside a pale-blue computer screen, his long square snout showing a few blocky teeth beneath small dark eyes and a single cyan tear.
I

Tell him everything

Bad trade? Rough day? Stonkodile Tears is listening. The little pause is him opening your tab.

II

A very moving invoice

He sheds one tear for your troubles, then files it under operating expenses.

III

Always here for you

Come back whenever you need a good cry. Your tab has its own keyboard shortcut.

One tear. A surprisingly busy billing department.

The department

Your feelings are valid. This tissue is single-ply
Your feelings are valid. This tissue is single-ply $STONKDILE
Complimentary cookie. Some assembly required
Complimentary cookie. Some assembly required $STONKDILE
One leaf. Twelve meetings. We're proud of you
One leaf. Twelve meetings. We're proud of you $STONKDILE
Saved your place. Still looking for mine
Saved your place. Still looking for mine $STONKDILE
Soup for the soul. Crouton for the house
Soup for the soul. Crouton for the house $STONKDILE
Your complaint has been forwarded to my feelings
Your complaint has been forwarded to my feelings $STONKDILE
Pale-blue pixel crocodile Stonkodile Tears with one cyan tear and a sly, sorrowful smile. Stroke to develop

Invoice attached.

express sympathy

Two seconds of sympathy. Receipt included.

Sobs itemized: 0

Receipt

  1. Head pat ...... noted
  2. One tear ...... filed

join the sob story

Three panels.

  1. 1 Phantom

    Wallet

    Get Phantom. Never share your seed phrase.

  2. 2 Solana

    SOL

    Add SOL to your wallet.

  3. 3

    Swap

    Tap Buy and swap. Check the contract matches the fine print on this page.